Showing posts with label new year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label new year. Show all posts

Wednesday, 31 December 2025

First Birthday

From Buttersafe

Pluto wanted to throw Earth a birthday party on New Year's Eve.

But he forgot to planet.

Wednesday, 1 January 2025

Happy New Year

From Strange Brew

I've opened a gym called Resolutions.

It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks . . .

. . . and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.

Monday, 1 January 2024

Short Lived Resolution


I have 11 New Year's Resolutions this year:

- Never make resolutions

- Accept paradoxes

- Use the binary number system more often

Sunday, 31 December 2023

2024 Is Upon Us

From Bound and Gagged

2024 is the year I finally get to live my dreams.

So, I've booked myself in to re-sit my A levels naked.

Saturday, 31 December 2022

New Year Countdown

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly."

"Claudia Winkleman?"

"No man, but it was close."

Tuesday, 4 January 2022

2022

From Dinos and Comics

I love red wine.

In fact, I've just joined a wine club.

We meet at 9 o'clock every morning in the park.