Daily Ritual

From Rhymes With Orange

Did you hear about the massive LEGO sale this weekend?

People were lining up for blocks.

Sticky Trap

From Safely Endangered

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Spider Goo

From Dogs on the 4th

I recently took my beginner apiarist exams.

I got a B.

Feeling Guilty

From Mark Lynch

My ex-girlfriend used to head butt me in the face whenever she had an orgasm.

I didn't mind too much until I found out that she was faking them.

Happy New Year

From Strange Brew

I've opened a gym called Resolutions.

It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks . . .

. . . and then it will turn into a bar for the rest of the year.

Dreams Of Flying

From Remi Lascault

I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now he's got a butterfly cake.

Tough Day For The Dung Beetle

From Andertoons

Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations?

They can cube the number 2.

Bad Neighbours

From Loose Parts

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it.

You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!

Insects Night Out

From Andertoons

I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin . . .

. . . but I can't remember whether I'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Beware Bugs Bearing Gifts

From Bizarro

I accidentally sent a picture of me naked to everyone in my address book today.

Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 5

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 4

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 3

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 2

From War and Peas

The Life Of A Teenage Mantis 1

From War and Peas

Seeing The Light

From Joseph Nowak

"You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said.

"A reminder? What is it?" I asked.

"It's a notification to ensure you don't forget something, but that's not important right now," the phone replied.

Then I remembered I'd left it in Airplane mode.

Mayday! Mayday!

From OffTheMark

I bought a mayfly's autobiography.

Chapter 1: The End.

Colour Range

From World of Engineering

What colour is the wind?

Blew

The Life Cycle Of Pasta

From Wawawiwa Comics

I got fired from the pasta factory . . .

. . . just for making a fusilli mistakes.

Moth Art

From Elis Rosen

Being both a moth and a sea captain is hard.

You're in charge of the ship.

Up ahead you see a lighthouse.

You know you shouldn't . . . but. . .