Some Gags

From Bliss My sex change operation from male to female went really well. It was so successful, I'm still ...

From The Argyle Sweater I bought a second-hand guitar from Adam Ant. He quoted he fifty quid, but said for an extra ...

From Remi Lascault Why did the baker have brown hands? He needed a poo.

From Andertoons From Andertoons From Andertoons From Rubes I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . . . . . it was...

From The Argyle Sweater From Mark Lynch Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.

From Break of Day For Valentine's Day my wife said she wanted to be wooed so I booked us two tickets on a ghost train.

From Andertoons Daughter: Can I keep the night light on? Dad: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sw...

From Joseph Nowak Her: I'll have the salad, no nuts, please? Waiter: Of course, Me: It didn't say it had nuts. Her: I'm allergic...

From Speedbump Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad that you're alive? I just did and, apparently...

From Rhymes With Orange Did you hear about the massive LEGO sale this weekend? People were lining up for blocks.

From Safely Endangered Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

From Dogs on the 4th I recently took my beginner apiarist exams. I got a B.

From Mark Lynch My ex-girlfriend used to head butt me in the face whenever she had an orgasm. I didn't mind too much until I found ...

From Strange Brew I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks . . . . . . and ...

From Remi Lascault I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake without checking the best before date, so now he's got a butterfly cake.

From Andertoons Did you know that wombats are capable of complex mathematical operations? They can cube the number 2.

From Loose Parts I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you." I couldn't believe it. Y...

From Andertoons I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin . . . . . . but I can't remember whether I'm t...

From Bizarro I accidentally sent a picture of me naked to everyone in my address book today. Not only was it really embarrassing, it co...

From War and Peas