Seems Wrong

From Spudtoons

I bought a vegan friend a cookbook as a present.

Unfortunately, he said that he couldn't accept it as it was leather bound and was therefore too heavy for him to lift.

Foreign Language

From Chucklebros

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

The Reality Of Being A Parent

From smbc

What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?

Pasture bedtime!

Phonetically Defined 4

From Wrong Hands

Vegetarian

From Joe Dator

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To tell someone they're a vegan!

Milking It

From Scribbly G

I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However, I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!

Manboy

From Bizarro

I don't drink cow's milk, because I'm not a baby cow.

However, I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!

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From Imgur

Scan

From Buni Comic

Eating In Public

Buni Lost

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

Classified Adverts

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in UK Newspapers:
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Animal Photobombs