Egyptian Pool

From Speedbump

Did you know:

The only reason that there are pyramids in Egypt is because . . .

. . . they are too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

Psychological House Building

From smbc

Ancient Egyptians were great builders.

But only up to a point.

Dinosaur Museum

From The Jenkins

Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt?

Because they were too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

Pyramid Pie

A mummy covered in nuts and chocolate has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

The Sexual Life Of The Camel

The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
He lies in the shade of the pyramid
And tries to make love to the sphinx

But the sphinx is only a statue
Beset by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the humps on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile


Columbo - Grand Deceptions