Going The Extra Mile

From Twonk Comics

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver asked, “Is it okay if I put some music on?”

I responded, “Yeah, that’s fine, go ahead”.

He said, “Kiss?”.

I replied, “Look, just play the music first and then we’ll see how I feel”.

Frog Prince

From Portsherry

Can't wait until I can start my advent calendar. I'm counting down the days already.

Shedding Spots

From Speedbump

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad that you're alive?

I just did and, apparently, will not be allowed on this bus again.

A Kiss From A Fair Maiden

From Tim Rickard

After kissing a girl on her sofa for a while she said, "let's take this upstairs".

"Okay", I said, "you grab one end and I'll grab the other".

Jenny McPeterson and Tom

From Dustinteractive

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.

Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet!

Social Class Hopping

From smbc

I'm seriously thinking out remarrying my ex-wife;

but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.

21st Century Sleeping Beauty

From LunarBaboon

Lemon Kisses

From Sunny Street

Sleeping Beauty

From smbc

How Many Frogs Would You Kiss?

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From Candy Rocket

Bully

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

What Women Want

 

From BerkeleyMews

 

Never Work With Children Or Animals

So How Did We Get Bird Flu?

From smbc

Fairy Tale Result

From smbc