Narcisyphus

From Andertoons

I asked my photographer friend which pose was the best for selfies.

He said, "It doesn't really matter. Just take your pic."

Useful Driving Test Addition

From Bizarro

On my first day as a delivery driver for Mr Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.

Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes!"

Bad Dog

From Speedbump

Some girl has stolen my phone and keeps taking naked selfies of herself.

It's getting out of hand, my photos backup file is getting full of them now.

Can someone help me track her down please?

I need to give her the charger before the phone runs out of power.

Instagrammable Achievement

From OffTheMark

Me, looking at a barn full of kale: "Who's all that for?"

Farmer: "The cattle eat it."

Me: "Wow, that must be one hungry cat."

Things That Don't Turn Out Great In Photos

From Adrienne Hedger

My son is taking part in a social experiment.

He has to wear a Just Stop Oil t-shirt for 2 weeks and see how people react.

So far he's been spit on, punched and had a bottle thrown at him!

I'm curious to see what happens when he goes outside. 

Final Selfie

From Bound and Gagged

My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me.

The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.

T-Rex Selfie

From Liz Climo

The recent fuel price increases don't affect me… I only ever put £20 in.

Visiting Santa

From Speedbump

Photo Revolution

From Andertoons

I spent the morning trying to take a decent picture of myself in the shower but I wasn't able to take one that I was happy with.

I guess it must be because I have selfie steam issues.

Selfie Parade

From Bizarro

T-Rex Selfie

Food Selfie

 

From Bizarro

 

One Last Selfie

 

From Waynovision

 

Selfie Stick

Selfies

From Bizarro