I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kipling cakes.
I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes.
I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kipling cakes.
I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes.
I saw a sign in a restaurant.
"Chicken Dinner: £1.50"
I went in and ordered one.
The waiter brought me a plate of bird seed.
I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work.
But it seems she was not happy.
She still regrets letting me name the kids.