TRex Valentines Present

From OffTheMark 

Modern life raises so many problems.

For example, this morning I didn't know how many roses to give to my wife.

Would a single one be most romantic or would ½ a dozen be better?

Maybe I should give her a whole dozen.

In the end, I gave up and just gave her the whole tin.

Some Days It's Just One Thing After Another

From Liniers Cartoon

What were dinosaurs called before the meteor hit?

Live-osaurs.

To The Moon . . . And Back

From Reality Check

A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting in a bar.

The velociraptor points to a triceratops in the corner and says, "Why is he first to get served?"

The T-Rex replies, "Because he was herbivorous".

T-Rex Selfie

From Liz Climo

The recent fuel price increases don't affect me… I only ever put £20 in.

Valentines Day Hug

First Step Towards Extinction

T-Rex Selfie

T-Decay

From Buni Comic

 

 

Owning Pets

From LunarBaboon

Musician

From Buni Comic

The Most Self-Conscious Dinosaur

From TheDogHouseDiaries

Selfie Stick

Dinosaurs

How Much Do I Love You?