Disappointing News

From Twonk Comics

After spending 20 minutes trying to get the wife’s bra off, I’ve given up.

I wish that I’d never put it on now.

Cause For Concern?

From Mark Lynch    

My uncle got daffodil bulbs mixed up with his onions.

He made a Spanish omelette with them and had to be rushed to hospital.

They reckon he'll be out in the Spring.

Disastrous Accident

From OffTheMark

A man rushes to the doctor's and cries out, "Doctor, you've got to help me; I feel like I'm shrinking".

"Calm down", replies the doctor. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient".

Busy Psychiatrist

From Bizarro

Extreme Patienting

From Bizarro