Photoshopped Royals

There's a Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs near to where I live.

It's all specs and drugs and sausage rolls around here.

Safety First

From At Random Comics

Londoners can be really cruel.

I was in a butcher's shop earlier when a woman asked for a Panda Sausage!

Playbird

From The Argyle Sweater

I thought I spotted a German sausage flying past my window,

but when I looked again I saw that it was just a seabird.

I thought, my eyesight has certainly taken a tern for the wurst.

Animal News

From War and Peas

I like to take the kids to the marsupial enclosure at feeding time in the evening.

I think it's important to spend koala tea time with the children.

The Ascent Of Pig

From Buni Comic

I walked into a place called Hotel California the other day and ordered a Carsebridge 52 Year Old whisky on the rocks.

The barman looked at me confused and said "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969".

Dog Date

From War and Peas

[sign outside butcher shop]: 'POLISH SAUSAGES – ASK US'

Me: "Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"

Measuring Time

From Moderately Confused

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

The Reality Is Even Worse

From JimBenton

Beaver Scouts

From TheArgyleSweater