Some Gags

From OffTheMark On her wedding night a bride says to her husband, "I must confess dear, I used to be a hooker". He says, ...

There's a Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs near to where I live. It's all specs and drugs and sausage rolls around here.

From At Random Comics Londoners can be really cruel. I was in a butcher's shop earlier when a woman asked for a Panda Sausage!

From The Argyle Sweater I thought I spotted a German sausage flying past my window, but when I looked again I saw that it was just a seabir...

From War and Peas I like to take the kids to the marsupial enclosure at feeding time in the evening. I think it's important to spend...

From Buni Comic I walked into a place called Hotel California the other day and ordered a Carsebridge 52 Year Old whisky on the rocks. The ...

From War and Peas [sign outside butcher shop]: 'POLISH SAUSAGES – ASK US' Me: "Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishin...

From Moderately Confused Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

From JimBenton

From TheArgyleSweater