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Friday, 31 July 2026

I bought a vegan friend a cookbook as a present.

Unfortunately, he said that he couldn't accept it as it was leather bound and was therefore too heavy for him to lift.

I spotted someone stealing something from the Apple Store.

So new, I'm an iWitness.

I went to the best burger van ever yesterday.

It was so good it had 4 Michelin tyres.

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To tell someone they're a vegan!