Intimate Examination

From Slipshod Squiggles

I walked into a fertility clinic.

The nurse said, "I can already tell what your problem is."

I said, "How?"

She said, "That was the back door".

How To Deal With Embarrassing Medical Problems

From JimBenton

My wife was concerned that my Sinéad O'Connor obsession was getting out of hand.

So, I went to the doctor.

Guess what he told me.

Guess what he told me.

Bonus

From Chucklebros

After seven years of medical training and incredible hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.

He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession.

What a waste of time, effort, talent, training and money.

He is a genuinely nice guy and such a brilliant, brilliant vet.

Baywatch

 

From Reality Check

My wife had a breast reduction last year.

She's down to just the two now.

Medical Advice

From Dilbert

Airline industry warns of mass unemployment due to Covid, despite flying being the best way to get to your nearest testing centre. - HIGNFY

Test Results

I just got my test results back. I'm COVID-19 free – whoo hoo!

So, let me get this straight. There's no cure for a virus that can be killed by hand sanitizer or soap?