Early Version Of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock . . .

From Bizarro

The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"

I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

I think he wants a rematch because he's been chasing me ever since.

Robot Driver

From Andertoons

I was driving to work a bit lively this morning when I was stopped by a police officer.

He said, "You were going a bit fast sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog?"

I replied sarcastically, "I would have trod on Mister Brake of course."

He said, "I will repeat the question sir; what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog?"

Cute Driver

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