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From Stephen Collins

Sad news: the inventor of Chinese Whispers has died.

May he test tinned peas.

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From The Argyle Sweater

Welcome back to Invisibility Class.

It's pretty disappointing to see so many of you here.

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From The Jenkins

I heard they’re making an air freshener that is controlled by your mind.

I know it sounds crazy but it makes scents when you think about it.

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From Break of Day

I bought a circular rug that I saw on eBay the other day.

When I unwrapped it and rolled it out, I discovered that there's a great big hole in the middle.

I emailed the seller to complain.

He wrote me back saying the advert had clearly stated that the: "Rug is in mint condition".

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From LunarBaboon

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From Skeleton Claw

The Only Computer You Will Ever Need To Buy