Skull And Cross Buns

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I'm not saying my New Year resolutions aren't going very well but I've just finished all my Easter eggs.

Pumpkin Carving

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Does anyone know where adults can go trick or treating?

Looking for a neighbourhood that hands out kebabs and whisky.

Kid Napping

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After a long discussion and practical evaluation, my wife and I decided we don't want to have kids.

We'll be telling them tomorrow, after dinner.

Otherwise Engaged

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Oh, the grand old Duke of York

He had twelve million quid

He gave it to an American girl

For something he never did.

Mindfulness

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Garden centres to remain open during lockdown, as they're famously quiet in the run-up to Christmas and mainly attract young people. - HIGNFY