Some Gags

From GoatToSelf Affirmations work? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

From GoatToSelf Why do all hot dogs look the same no matter where you see them? They're all in bread.

From GoatToSelf I'm not saying my New Year resolutions aren't going very well but I've just finished all my Easter eggs.

From GoatToSelf Does anyone know where adults can go trick or treating? Looking for a neighbourhood that hands out kebabs and whisky.

From GoatToSelf After a long discussion and practical evaluation, my wife and I decided we don't want to have kids. We'll be te...

From GoatToSelf Oh, the grand old Duke of York He had twelve million quid He gave it to an American girl For something he never ...

From GoatToSelf Garden centres to remain open during lockdown, as they're famously quiet in the run-up to Christmas and mainly attract ...