Some Gags

From Dan Misdea I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears . . . . . . so, I gave her another ap...

From Rhymes With Orange Bananas make things around them ripen faster and this is why you never see a young greengrocer.

From Wrong Hands I'm not going to be buying any apples this Hallowe'en. That should save me a bob or two.

From Buni Comic Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that me...

From Liniers Cartoon

From Mark Lynch Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys? It's true; for example, when was the last time you ate a mo...

From Rhymes With Orange TOP TIP: Pretend you're a professional tennis player by asking your greengrocer for three apples and then rolli...

From Strange Brew Apples are a lot like oranges. They're both fruit, they both grow on trees and you can't compare them to each...

From Scott Metzger I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

From Reality Check Which fruit is most like a number? ... nine, ten, a lemon, twelve, ...

What do you call an expired avocado? Guaca-moldy

From Speedbump I went to the Apple Store with my grandmother on Saturday. She's so old fashioned. She still calls it the greengr...

From Bizarro My wife said nothing rhymes with orange but before despair could befall her I corrected Angela ...

  From Wrong Hands In this drive to recruit thousands of people to pick fruit, I bet the cherry picking industry ends up with the best ...

From Buni Comic

From Sunny Street

From Buni Comic

From Faceless