Some Gags

I seem to be addicted to cold turkey. Does anyone know how I can stop?

From Jonesy After every Christmas I get so addicted to eating cold turkey that when it runs out I get withdrawal symptoms.

From OffTheMark

From Bird and Moon I found a badly injured owl so I tried to put it out of its misery. It took me almost three hours to wring its neck.

From Richard Jolley What size of turkey do I need to cook for 12 people and possibly 2 police officers?

From TheArgyleSweater

   

From Get Fuzzy

From Bizarro