Some Gags

From Strange Brew I just bought some counterfeit Mr Kipling cakes. I must say, they're exceedingly good fakes.

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock My kids told me that they wanted a cat for Christmas. Usually I do a turkey, bu...

From Speedbump Teach a man to fish and he'll be like, "cool, thanks". Teach a woman to fish and she'll be like, "...

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I want to eat 5 meals a day. Who decided on just 3? The same person who came up with the 2 day...

From JimBenton Are you sweating whilst putting petrol in your car? Feeling sick when paying for it? If so, then you have got the car...

From CAW4HY Everyone scoffed when I said I'd be a cook. They're not scoffing now.

From Will McPhail

  From Bizarro

 

From Get Fuzzy