Some Gags

From Twonk Comics Date: "What do you do?" Me: *holds up menu* "You just choose a meal from this book of food"

From Andertoons From Andertoons From Andertoons From Rubes I’ve just been to a restaurant where they served roast pelican . . . . . . it was...

From JimBenton Date: "You seem close to your mum" Me: "I am" Mum: "It is a small table for three"

​     From Bizarro