Some Gags

From Dogs on the 4th What do you call a chicken that’s staring at a lettuce? Chicken Sees A Salad....

From Dogs on the 4th I recently took my beginner apiarist exams. I got a B.

From Dogs on the 4th Why shouldn't you put a toaster in the bathtub? Because your toast will get soggy.

From Dogs on the 4th I'm old school. I wake up with my eyebrows already on my face.

From Dogs on the 4th I used to be an eight pints a night guy until my doctor told me I had to cut it down by half. So now I'm a sev...

From Dogs on the 4th Premature ejaculator seeks young attractive woman for fling. Must have large voluptuous breasts, a pert cute bum, ...

From Dogs on the 4th I went to visit a friend at the hospital and the only parking spot was at the C section. I had to climb out of the car ...

From Dogs on the 4th I live near a remedial school. There's a sign that says, 'slow – children'. That can't be good for thei...

From Dogs on the 4th I was with a gorgeous girl in the pub last night. As I looked into her eyes, I felt my knees go weak and my stomach t...

From Dogs on the 4th I let a pasta chef borrow my car and he returned it all denty.

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