Some Gags

From The Argyle Sweater I bought a second-hand guitar from Adam Ant. He quoted he fifty quid, but said for an extra ...

From Monster Picnic What did the mother Llama say to her llama children as they prepared for a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

From Rhymes With Orange A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark...

From Wrong Hands