Some Gags

From Wumo From Wumo I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The...

From Bliss From Reality Check There are three unwritten rules in life:   1.           ...

From Monster Picnic Boss: This is the third time you've been late this week. Do you know what that means? Me: It...

From Buni Comic I’m sad to report my nan’s clothes horse has broken beyond repair after 60 years. It's the e...

From smbc What do you call a group of trans-female superheroes? Ex-Men!

From Faceless It’s just dawned on me. People are prisoners of their phones. That’s why they’re called Cell Pho...

From Twonk Comics One red card, two penalties, five goals, eleven minutes of extra time and a blood pressure too high to count. ...

From Liniers Cartoon Jesus is standing in for St. Peter at the gates to Heaven when an old man approaches. "Well, w...

From JimBenton The local council is gritting the roads like there's snow tomorrow.

From The Argyle Sweater Top Tip It's pronounced "scone", not "scone".

From Mark Lynch I couldn't get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so I went downstairs. They have reception there! ...

From Dustinteractive I've just dropped my mobile phone. Luckily it was in flight mode so it landed safely.

From F Minus I bumped into someone from my flashers' club in town earlier. It's always nice to see a fellow member.  

From Speedbump Some girl has stolen my phone and keeps taking naked selfies of herself. It's getting out of hand, my photos backup file...

From Half-Full I used to find it annoying enough when I got my signature wrong. But now, thanks to my new iPhone, I sometimes get my fa...

From Wumo I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

From OffTheMark I can't believe that the morning has disappeared already and I've hardly got anything done. All because Faceboo...

From Joseph Nowak "You have a reminder set for 5pm today," my phone said. "A reminder? What is it?" I asked. "It...

From Anjali Srivastava Looking very pleased with himself my 7 year old nephew showed me the 'telephone' he had just made from a pi...

From Bliss Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a green rucksack with a few outer pockets and went up to the Lake District...