Some Gags

From Buni Comic My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-...

From Pardon My Planet Took my son out for his first pint last night. Got him a Heineken. He didn't like it so I had it. Got him a Carlsb...

From Loading Artist The perfect crime would be murdering Where's Wally, because the police would never find the body.

From Wrong Hands

From Rhymes With Orange When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

From Bizarro From Waynovision There's a woman in our local park flogging stolen batteries. She sells c-cells by the seesaw. She ...

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail? A: She stole his heart. Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because it c...