Ending In Tiers

From Safely Endangered

From HeyBuddy

From Osama Hajjaj

From Ali Khalil

From Arend Van Dam

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

Eye Doctor

From OffTheMark

Frosty The Thawman

From Foxtrot

Regifting

From OffTheMark

Last Christmas

From War and Peas

Magic Hat

From smbc

Covid Violation

From Richard Jolley

What size of turkey do I need to cook for 12 people and possibly 2 police officers?

Safety Santa

From Moderately Confused

From OffTheMark

From Looks Good On Paper

2020 Nativity

Naughty or Nice or . . .

From Moderately Confused

From Pat Bagley

I've heard that if you have relatives round on Christmas Day the police can force entry and make them go home. Do you think this is a free service or do you have to book?

Vaccines

From Bill Day

From Steve Nease

From Buni Comic

Rule Of Six

If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know - as I need to borrow some chairs.

Animal Masks

From Bliss

From Gary McCoy

From JimBenton

 

It's Covid Time

Now That's What I Call A Corona Christmas

 

Visiting Santa

From Moderately Confused

Takes Place Now-ish

From xkcd

COVID Scented Candle

From Moderately Confused

Updated Dewey Decimal

From Megan Herbert

The First Accurate Horoscopes

From Speedbump

From Reality Check

I Just Don't Trust Them

From xkcd

It's Coming

From Bliss

Adaption

I just had a bubble bath. It was me, my Mum, my Uncle Alan and my Nan.

Substantial

Vaccine Development

From Matt Reuter

Lockdown 2 Is Over : We Can Meet Outside Again

From Close To Home

Benefits Of Working From Home

From Dilbert

Stay Safe While Crossing To The Dark Side

Darth Vader was played by Green Cross Code man, but his voice was replaced by James Earl Jones, when he tried to sneak in the line 'Stop, Luke, and listen!' - Gary Delaney

Black Friday Deal

From Cyanide & Happiness

Measuring Time

From Moderately Confused

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Old Man Masks

From Close To Home

A man takes his wife to get tested. Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So, what am I supposed to do now?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

Countdown

From Matt

Q: What have hairdressers, gyms and the tub of Quality Street in your mum's kitchen cupboard got in common?

A: None of them are allowed to be opened until December.

Weighty Issues

From JimBenton

I've given up drinking until Christmas.

Whoops, bad punctuation.

I've given up. Drinking until Christmas.

Eye Test

From GoatToSelf

COVID-19 Arrangements For Christmas

There will be no nativity this year because:

- the 3 Wise Men face a travel ban

- the shepherds have been furloughed

- the inn keeper has shut under tier 3 regulations and had a slump in bookings.

Santa won't be working as he would break the rule of 6 with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen.

As for Rudolph, with that red nose, he should be isolating and taking a test.

Pandemic Meetups

From Bizarro

Me: Alexa, what's the weather going to be this weekend?

Alexa: Why? Where do you think you're going?

Premature Nostalgia

From Liniers Cartoon

Today marks 5 years that we've been in 2020

Christening

I went to my first socially distanced christening this morning

 

Mindfulness

From GoatToSelf

Garden centres to remain open during lockdown, as they're famously quiet in the run-up to Christmas and mainly attract young people. - HIGNFY