Some Gags

From Dilbert

Darth Vader was played by Green Cross Code man, but his voice was replaced by James Earl Jones, when he tried to sneak in the line 'Sto...

From Cyanide & Happiness

From Moderately Confused Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

From Close To Home A man takes his wife to get tested. Two days later, he gets a call from the lab. Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you tha...

From Matt Q: What have hairdressers, gyms and the tub of Quality Street in your mum's kitchen cupboard got in common? A: None of th...

From JimBenton I've given up drinking until Christmas. Whoops, bad punctuation. I've given up. Drinking until Christmas.