Some Gags

From Faceless My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, drivers and irons are all gone, but they’re not...

From Little Porpoise

From Mark Lynch I just checked my emails, only to find it full of the usual offers, such as penis extensions, Viagra, hair loss cures, ho...

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…

From Rhymes With Orange A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark...

From smbc and while we're in the area . . . From War and Peas  

From ExtraFabulousComics Just noticed a sign on a pub door saying Guide Dogs Only. That's possibly the most niche pub ever.