Some Gags

From Dinos and Comics I've got a glass of water by the side of my bed. I can't wait to sink my teeth into it.

From Rhymes With Orange I just took that new pill that completely erases short term memory. What was I thinking? From Mark Lynch

From Buni Comic I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

From Wumo My wife got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon. Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now. ...

From Dogs on the 4th I let a pasta chef borrow my car and he returned it all denty.

From Tony Lopes We've just had a painter & decorator in to do some work. I got chatting to him and it turned out he's a British...

From The Argyle Sweater "May I have a whiskey double on the rocks please?" "This is an Arctic-themed bar, Sir. All our d...