Some Gags

From Scribbly G The inventor of the snooze button has died. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6.00, 6.09, 6.18, 6.27 and 6.36...

From Raging Pencils I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website: Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes...

From Dilbert I was in a taxi today chatting to the driver. He said "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to d...

From Skeleton Claw "How do you fancy having the best sex you ever dreamed of darling?" I asked the drop dead gorgeous young lady...

From War and Peas I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery. I had them tested and one came back positive. I hope it's not te...

If Bing Crosby was great, imagine how good Google Crosby would have been.

From Rustled Jimmies The world's biggest Barbara Streisand fan died today in a fire. Police say she was so badly burned that she c...