Some Gags

From Faceless A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop. They gave me another one free...

From Light Roast Comics As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me, with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one w...

From The Perry Bible Fellowship The reason a dog is man's best friend is because he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

From xkcd If Stephen Hawking is such a genius, why isn't he working in an Apple Store?

From The Surreal McCoy I was out all night collecting badgers. I've nearly got a full set.

From OffTheMark My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Oxfam to g...

From Loading Artist Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Me: "Oh that's a brilliant question" ...