Some Gags

From Liz Climo The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a tune, but the chick peas can only hummus one.

From Rhymes With Orange They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a kilometre away. That seems a bit far‑fetched to me.

From War and Peas

From Mark Lynch Just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the washing...

From smbc I'm seriously thinking out remarrying my ex-wife; but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money....

From See Mike Draw My wife asked me if I experimented with sex and drugs in school. I said yes, but I was part of the control group....

From Scribbly G I bought a Harrods picnic blanket today. Not much of a story, I know: nevertheless, I shall be dining out on it fo...