Some Gags

From The Perry Bible Fellowship Why do you never notice pilots when you're in town? Because they're usually in d'skies...

From OffTheMark Wife: "Sarcasm will take you nowhere in the world" Me: "Well it got me to the International Sarcasm...

From Dave Granlund When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard, honest and painstaking work, I'm no longer young.

From Buni Comic If interfering was an Olympic sport, my missus would have a meddle in it.

From Faceless My wife left me for another man. All that lies ahead now is a miserable, pointless life, with suicide seemingly the only way...

From smbc Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

From BerkeleyMews I once took a slightly damaged stuffed dog on the Antiques Roadshow. The expert said, "This is very rare, do yo...