Some Gags

From Dilbert I came home early from work and found my wife cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.

From Bizarro From Waynovision Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr Dre

From OffTheMark I just had a delivery guy from DPD knock on my door. He said "I've got a parcel for your next door neighbour"....

From The Argyle Sweater My next door neighbour said to me "Is it ok if I use your lawnmower?" I said "Certainly, just do...

From smbc

From Loading Artist I've just started to write a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It's only a draft at the moment.

From HeyBuddy York, so good they named it.