Some Gags

From JimBenton I could never own a dog. I gag enough when I have to pick up my own pooh in the park.

From Little Porpoise My wife woke up this morning and said, "I had a dream last night that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you...

From Moderately Confused My wife phoned me bawling her eyes out earlier. She sobbed "I've got something to tell you". ...

From Dilbert I've just been out panic buying and bought 32 Smiths albums.

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock This Be The Curse   They muck you up, these stuck-up cats. You may not think so but it...

My mum said, "Honey, please go to the market and buy a bottle of milk.  If they have eggs, get 6". I came back with 6 bottle...

From James Breakwell Customer: I'll have the mouse please. Waiter: That's mousse sir. Customer: Never mind then, that'll...