Some Gags

From Andertoons I was recently asked who my favourite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street". They told me, ...

My doctor: "You have a disease that causes memory loss" Me: "Is it contagious?" My doctor: "Is what contagi...

My neighbours keep complaining about my loud groans during sex in the mornings . . . . . . if only they knew it's just me putting m...

From Wumo I hate people who force their opinions on others. And so should you!

From Strange Brew      My favourite thing about the Euromillions is that the odds of you winning the jackpot barely change if you forget to...

From GoatToSelf Oh, the grand old Duke of York He had twelve million quid He gave it to an American girl For something he never ...

Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got.