Some Gags

From GobSmackedComic I'm celibate by choice. Not my choice; everybody else's.

From Joseph Nowak I bought some of those flavoured condoms the other day. I said to my wife, "Let's play a game. I'll put ...

From Break of Day A woolly mammoth walks down the street. All of a sudden, a dozen elephants turn the corner, see the mammoth, run up to it...

From Wrong Hands I bet Rick Astley really struggles with Lent.

From Andertoons My wife just told me that in 9 months, I'm in for a big surprise... I can't wait for Santa to come now!

From Bliss I came home early from work last night to find my wife spread out naked on our bed breathlessly awaiting my sexual advances. ...

From OffTheMark I've been trying really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend. Every time I tell her I can't see her any...