Some Gags

From Bizarro From Waynovision My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her; she ...

From Bliss My umbrella broke in half today an d I was going to throw it away . . . . . . but then I saw that the weather forecast sa...

From The Argyle Sweater Q: What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad? A: Star Warts

From OffTheMark My wife discovered a load of animal porn on my computer, but I think I got away with it. I blamed the dog.

From Looks Good On Paper I guess he was annoyed at being crucified right at the start of a four day weekend.

A potato wrapped in tin foil makes an ideal Easter Egg for a vegan.

From Mark Lynch I've been trying to give up making innuendos for Lent . . . . . . and lately it's been getting really hard . . . . ...