Some Gags

From Bliss From The Far Side My son came home from school and told me he had ADD. I said "What's that son?" He said ...

From OffTheMark [in a US airport] "You can't take nail clippers on a plane, you might hijack it" [on a US street] "Why d...

From Mark Lynch For my American friends: It's Mum not Mom It's crisps not chips It's chips not fries It's football not socce...

From The Argyle Sweater Apparently, it's only repartée if it comes from the Repartée region of France. Otherwise, it's just spa...

From Brain Hole Sky It is still 9 months until pancake day. And yet, the shops are already full of flour, milk and eggs. How ridicu...

From F Minus From Will McPhail Wife: "I had a crazy dream last night" Me: "I taught the dog to speak" Wife: "No, th...

From Loose Parts I get really fed up of making spelling mistakes. You mix up a couple of letters and your whole gag is urined.