Some Gags

From Loading Artist Bob the tomato and Larry the cucumber bounce into a bar. "Larry and I have been wanting to become human for a whil...

From Rhymes With Orange For Christmas last year I got given Sudoku toilet paper. It's useless, you can only fill it in with number o...

From Scribbly G I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless.

From Bound and Gagged My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not o...

From Speedbump Teach a man to fish and he'll be like, "cool, thanks". Teach a woman to fish and she'll be like, "...

From Bird and Moon I've never been a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins. They're just trying to be Pulp.

From The Perry Bible Fellowship I asked the waiter if fish was one of the specials. He said "Of course not, he was the lead singer...