Some Gags

From Mother Goose & Grimm My dentist said to me "This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?" I said "Yes, I'm ready...

From Speedbump When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a female's body. Then I was born.

From The Argyle Sweater I have two mistresses. One for penetrative sex first thing in the morning, and one fellator.

From Buni Comic A shark could swim faster than me. But, I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all c...

From Mark Lynch I had my phone stolen yesterday but the laugh's on them, I've already used up all my free minutes.

From Rhymes With Orange Reasons my wife gets mad at me: 1. Something something something 2. Some other stuff 3. I don't pay ...

From Liniers Cartoon The only thing flat earthers have to fear . . . . . . is sphere itself.