Some Gags

From Bliss TIP: All women find firemen sexy. Why not treat your lady to a sexy midnight surprise by leaving the chip-pan on when you go...

From Mark Lynch My latest money making idea was a rubber beach shoe for one-legged people. It was a flop.

From Loading Artist If you're going to the Black Friday sales, please be considerate and turn your phone sideways before recording ...

From Leigh Rubin "I've made a model of Mount Everest." "To scale?" "No, just to look at."

From Speedbump I'm currently moving house. Has anyone got some spare cardboard boxes? My ex won't let me live with her.

From Chucklebros I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it . . . errmmm . ....

From Reality Check I just watched a pirated film. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give a 3.14.