Some Gags

"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly." "Claudia Winkleman?" "No man, but it wa...

From Looks Good On Paper Why don't aliens spend their holidays on Earth? Because our solar system only has one star.

From Life On Earth Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine.

From Speedbump I removed the shell from my racing snail. I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it's become even more s...

From smbc How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware? It starts to think its bot is too big.

From Portsherry I think it's time I told everyone a little bit about myself. As many of you will know, I used to be a harpist. I'm n...

From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock My kids told me that they wanted a cat for Christmas. Usually I do a turkey, bu...