Some Gags

From smbc Doctor: "You have the same disease as that girl in Airplane." Me: "Oh my God, what is it?" Doctor: ...

From Speedbump Top Tip: Birds. Stand closer together at dawn. That way you won't have to shout so loud and wake me up.

From The Perry Bible Fellowship At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" ... ... is just a whim away, a...

From Leigh Rubin I surprised my postman by going to the door completely naked this morning. I don't know which part shocked him the...

From Scott Metzger I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.

From Andertoons Why won't Dracula bite Mick Jagger? Cause you can't get blood out of a stone.

From The Argyle Sweater I'm really happy with my vegetable patch. I haven't wanted a vegetable in weeks.