Some Gags

From Bliss I was going to continue garnishing my food but I ran out of thyme

From OffTheMark For Sale George Foreman grill set and Mohammad Ali DVDs. Both boxed.

From Cathy Wilcox My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect and for that I am eternall...

From JimBenton A man walks into a bakery, points to some bread and asks, "Is this gluten free?" "I'm afraid not...

From Faceless Mushroom Soup, Chicken pâté, Halloumi stuffed peppers, Spring rolls. And that's just four starters.

From Bound and Gagged The man who invented the throat lozenge has passed away... There was no coffin at the funeral.

From Liniers Cartoon What were dinosaurs called before the meteor hit? Live-osaurs.