Some Gags

From Loose Parts Why don't igloos have corners? Corners are 90 degrees, the igloo would melt.

From Joseph Nowak Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging aro...

From Bound and Gagged I'm still a member of Constipation Club, even though I haven't been for ages.

From Looks Good On Paper I placed an order on Deliveroo and it said my meal would take an hour. So, I've just ordered some bread an...

From Truth Facts Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.

From Mark Lynch I spent five hundred quid on a limo rental and when I got there, I discovered that it didn't have a driver. All tha...

From GoatToSelf After a long discussion and practical evaluation, my wife and I decided we don't want to have kids. We'll be te...