Some Gags

From xkcd At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire but then I understood.

From Dilbert I always get my pizza delivered. I don't understand why they're putting liver on pizza in the first place.

From Bound and Gagged I understand now why my cat sleeps so much. She's living life on paws.

From Moderately Confused Why was there a lion in the wardrobe? Narnia business.

From smbc Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese, Everybody's look...

From The Perry Bible Fellowship Q: How do they milk sheep? A: Release another iPhone.

From Faceless To get your porn star name, take the number of times you've had sex in the past week and you're not a porn star, are y...