Some Gags

From Bliss My loopy neighbour has invited me to her cat's birthday party on Saturday. Is she crazy? She knows my dog is getting...

From Bizarro From Waynovision I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work. But it seems sh...

From The Argyle Sweater Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman's family reunion? Because it was a Wayne-y day.

From Looks Good On Paper Just got a new job collecting litter. When I asked about training, they said "You'll pick it up as yo...

From Truth Facts A bloke got chatting to a girl in a club. "Can I buy you a drink?" he asked. "Have you not got a girlfriend...

From Speedbump I said to my wife the other day, "When I die dear, I'm going to leave everything to you." She said, "...

From Joseph Nowak I'm convinced that my wife is sabotaging my weapons collection with glue. She denies it, but I'm sticking to ...