Some Gags

From Dilbert I've got a friend who was telling me that he was feeling bad because he couldn't pay his water bill. So, I sent hi...

From BerkeleyMews Just impressed a woman with a bottle of lemonade. I Schwepped her off her feet.

From Cyanide & Happiness I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce. It's a b...

From The Perry Bible Fellowship My mate set me up on a blind date. He said, "She's a lovely girl, but there's something yo...

From War and Peas I like to take the kids to the marsupial enclosure at feeding time in the evening. I think it's important to spend...

From Sunny Street The inventor of autocorrect died The funnel will be held tomato.

From The Other Coast When I was a child my parents played Madness and The Specials all day every day. It was horrendous. They Ska'd me f...